My poor Bathroom!

Calli is truly a mess. At almost 3 she is as independent as they come, she wants and likes to do everything for her self. To keep her happy our bathroom is Calli efficient. That means the toilet has a step stool and a potty ring (for those of you with out kids it make the hole smaller so she doesn't fall in), she can move the step stool to turn on the sink and get in the tub.

There is no better time than in the middle of dinner you hear, "Mommy, come wipe my hinney". As normal I heard those famous words in the middle of my dinner last night. I walk in to the bathroom and she says "Mommy I pooped in the potty". I praised her for the good job and then noticed something different, there are smudges of something on the toilet seat. Then these words "Look Mommy my hands are muddy", as she laughs. Yep you guessed it, there is no mud in my bathroom. Calli told me where she got her "mud", might I say GROSS! As all parents know there is only one way to deal with a "muddy" child, put them in the tub.
So I did just that put her in the tub ever so careful to make sure no portion of her touched me, as I did not want to share in the "muddiness". I clean the bathroom and went to finish my dinner and let her father enjoy the experience of bathing her. (he has a weak stomach and gags at the sight or smell of any poop, puke, and snot) I know Chuck should not be my entertainment, but I can't help myself.

Well he decides to let her play for a while, so his food would settle a little first. I went to check on her, to make sure she is okay. OMG, was a flood in my bathroom a half an inch of water on my floor? Was it possible an earthquake happened and it caused a titlewave in the bathtub,my best guess it was Calli, and we all know she is a MESS and thats exactly what happens when she is around.


Again, I spent 20 minutes cleaning a bathroom to get all the water off the floor. Yes my bathroom floors had been mopped and the toilet cleaned all thanks to Calli. I'm not sure what to do with this child.... I need to find an inventor who make make her an adult, because I'm not sure Calli and I will survive her teenage years.